The Search for Tomrrow

The search is actually 7 years away...the tomorrow  which I am speaking of involves a 9 year old boy and his 16th birthday present from his mother (a/k/a The W).  The present for his 16th birthday from his stellar mother & Blacktooth (see previous post for reference) is a boat of his choice.  Yes people, not a car or truck, but a boat.  Here in Sweet Home Alabama our roadways are not asphalt or even dirt if you can even fathom that...but water. WATER!  Fucking H. Two. Oh.  High schools don't have parking lots they have piers and marinas. I know, right? 

Sign up for your private riverboat cruise now...only  $19.95 per person & if you respond right now - I'll double the offer just pay seperate processing and handling.

As the World Turns

I know I shouldn't talk about other people or let what others do affect me...but I just can't make this stuff up. Real conversations that my man friend's son had with me in the past two days.

Monday night during dinner -----

Son:  Hey Kim did you know that my mom is going to have to quit her job?

Me:  No, I didn't.  Why?

Son:  Because mom's husband (he said his real name but here on out he will be known as Black Tooth) said she had to.

Me: Why?
Son: Because we were going to her work because she FORGOT TO DO PAYROLL and Black Tooth got mad & they went into the bedroom & when she came out she said "I have to quit my job because of Black Tooth".
Me: Oh.

Son: But she can't quit until she gets her small business going.

Me: What is her small business?

Son: Cakes or something.

Me: Oh.

Who forgets to do payroll? Who takes their kids into the office to do forgotten payroll?   I turn in payroll EVERY Monday morning.  Trust, me I would never forget. 


Yesterday in the car ----

Son: (we were chatting about last Christmas & who had came over that day for lunch) Isn't that little girl religious?

Me: Yes like your mom.

Son: But she's not.  She only acts that way because of Black Tooth.

Me: Oh.


Editor's Note: Reference of Black Tooth to my man friend's ex-wife's new husband is due to the fact that he does have a black tooth directly in the front of his mouth.  Also noting that we were once told by the ex-wife that her new husband makes so much money that money is never an issue.  If so, then why he does he have a black tooth & and why is their home mobile?

Apples & Bat Shit

I have succumbed to the gadgetry age of anew....(drum roll)....I am now the proud user of an I Phone 4S. Am I in love with it? Guilty! Until recently my thought process was this "I have a work phone & if I didn't have that one, I wouldn't have one at all". I am ever so slightly eating those words at that moment. This would be the apples part.

And this would be the bat shit part as in bat shit crazy:

~~After praying asking god to help be accept this one thing I can't change after all the disagreements smashing down more beating it down finally last night. When faced once again with this issue I finally said I'm over it the amount of weight I felt come off of me was unreal thank you god for your help I was shocked what a hold this issue really had on Me~~

Yes folks those are the real words taken from my man friend's ex-wife's social media page - grammatical errors & all. She offered no insight as to what was going on only the initial cry for attention. Funny how she capitalized Me & not God...

And These Are the Days Our Lives....

**Warning - Long Post**

My blog = my thoughts & words, right? Good. I want to go into a rage about ex-wives. Not just ex-wives in general but the under/over medicated lying sort. In all of my dating years I have never been involved with anyone who had an ex-wife or kids. It was against my dating policy, but somehow an addendum was made to my existing very strict policy.

In the beginning the signs were there. Text messages sent to her new boyfriend/husband that were also sent to her ex-husband ie. my man friend. Actual excerpts from the ex-wife's "misdirected" texts:

"No, I don't need a car for Christmas, just floor mats"

"I have something at home that needs your attention :)"

"Grilled chicken, vegetables for dinner"

"Why don't you bend me over the bar stool pull my panties to the side and shove your hard cock into my wet, wet pussy LOL"

Clear attempts to make someone jealous, right? Let's not stop there...

The following are actual incidents or conversations the ex-wife has shared with my man friend since finding her one true love:

Before their divorce was final she told my man friend that her soon to be husband wanted to get married within 2 weeks.

Either before her marriage or right after she shared this info with my man friend -"We are in a partnership and we are equals".

Her new husband was going to get her new boobs for Christmas. (she never got them)

She was on the accelerated nursing program and she was also accepted into 2 different nursing schools (she has since dropped out).

Speaks loudly about how much money they have, noting money is never an issue. Once it was $60k in the bank, then it was $7k in the bank (but they had to finance a TV).

She was so lonely she had to get a dog & that her new husband thinks she and my man friend were seeing each other and because of this every text that she sends, the new hubby also gets a copy of it on his phone.

She allows the youngest child - 5 yrs. old - to sleep in the bed with her & new hubby stating that she allows this because she can't keep her new husband off of her & he wants more kids. (the kid is a deterrent even though the guy wants more)

Her new husband wants her to quit her job. (prior to this job she was attempting nursing school and wasn't working & with all of their wealth why does she have to work?)

The smallest child was in private school last year & the ex-wife stated that she paid her portion of the tuition 3 months in advance in cash. (We paid our portion via check on the due date every month which was the 10th. Monthly statements were issued every month & clearly noted on each statement were late fees where her portion of the tuition was paid after the 10th of each month in cash.)

The youngest boy supposedly broke his finger but was taken to a local drug store where a splint was purchased & the kid was instructed by the mother to tell everyone they went to the ER (finger wasn't broken).

She had a mini stroke & fell & hit her head at work (this job was prior to nursing school & not only was it a mini stroke and she was admitted through the ER but not transported by ambulance & she was released in like 2 hours! Did any of you get that? A mini stroke, no ambulance, no hospital stay & an ER release within 2 hours. Impossible.).

Again, this is just a smidgen of the idiocy I have to deal with....I once heard that exes are like a bad restaurant. You finish your meal, pay the bill & never come back.